The Most Embarrassing Moments of my life that I can remember.

Friday special!😎
Almost everyone can name their most embarrassing moment. We all go through life and experience our own awkward moments, and it doesn’t just happen once.

Most of us don’t realize something, however. Our most embarrassing moment can actually be our turning point to a higher path.

But my own embarrassing moments haven’t been a turning point. They are literally memes of my life😂😂. Maybe one was a turning point though.

So I’ll be writing on about five of these moments in the order of how recent they happened.

1. Walking in on people making out: I don’t want to give too much details while writing this because about 30% of the people that would read this post are probably going to know the person😅.

On a sunny Saturday, I had needed to get ready for church the following day. But I discovered I left one of the stuff I needed at a friend’s place(a male friend).

His place isn’t far from my place so I could use a strolling. I’ve always been a silent walker most especially when I’m on flats. You won’t hear me coming.

So, I walked into his compound. I didn’t even know the devil that was possessing me because for no reason, I closed the compound gate quietly. I opened the door to his flat without even knocking. Let me inform you that this has always been the norm. Just like my house, you don’t need to knock the door of the flat but you should knock the door to the rooms.

Back to what I was saying, I opened the door without knocking. It was dark and you know how it is when you are coming from the sun into a dark room. It even looks darker!

My beloved brothers and sisters😆, I walked in on his flatmate(a guy) and a babe making out. They didn’t even know someone opened the door at first. And the fact that it was dark, I didn’t quickly see them so I walked deeper into the sitting room.

I had walked deeper into the sitting room before I saw what was going on🙉. See if you’ve been in this kind of situation, then you’ll understand what I experienced.

Now this is it, I could not run back, I could not continue my walk😂, I was dumb for some seconds, I stuttered…I didn’t even know what to tell them I came to do, my hands and forehead were sweaty. I don’t know if it was the sun outside that caused it or the embarrassment washing over me. I could use the opening of the ground at that moment😅.

I’m not the one who is supposed to be embarrassed right? It’s them!! But I don’t know why I was the one who felt awkward😩. I don’t think they felt any typa way.

My legs were on a speedy level after picking up what I wanted to pick.

My pain is that I did not see the girl’s face😂.

2. Getting flogged in front of my crush’s class:

I wasn’t the type to be flogged back in secondary school. Infact it was rare. I could do a lot of criminal activities and escape because I was trusted by teachers.

But on this Friday, I saw the devil wearing Prada😂.

I was in SS2, my further maths teacher was in the habit of asking us to submit our assignments before assembly. This was what he added to our tests to make our C.A.

On Thursday, I got to school late so I couldn’t submit my assignment. Knowing fully well that I had missed marking some previous assignments too, I decided to mark it myself since I knew my answers were correct.

So on Friday morning, the teacher told us all to submit our notes because he wanted to record our test scores and assignments altogether. See, something in my heart told me I wasn’t going to get away with what I have done. But my coconut head still submitted the note.

About 3 hours later, a junior came to call me that the F.M teacher was calling me. I knew this was it…I knew it had happened! The couple of minutes it took me to walk to the staff room, I already prepared myself psychologically for what was to come.

I’ve never been good with taking strokes and would still never be good. But I needed it at that point in time. I was going to be flogged in front of my crush’s class. He was a year senior and I was not going to allow the fine boy hear what I’ve done or even see me cry.

The man didn’t even tell me what I did. He just said

“You know what you’ve done. Lie down on the floor.”

Me?! Olabisi? On the floor to chop cane?🙆🙆🙆 I finally disgraced my ancestors!

Omo! I followed the instruction oo.

When he raised the cane up, I expected it on my bum but nooooo! He landed it on my fine yellow legs! 10 strokes on my beautiful legs😭. I did not know I could hold tears😩. How could I crywhen my crush and his classmates were watching?

They were surprised! “What could Bisi have done?”😲 They’ve never seen me flogged like that. Me sef never see person flog me like that for my entire life😂. It was as if the devil was on the loose. O mad gaaaaan!😆

My legs were red. It took me months to clear the spots.

Well…I learnt a lesson. Part of what has made me who I am today😊.

3. Falling on an escalator.

If this hasn’t happened to you, feel blessed. Not only is this terrifying, but it’s equally painful on your ego. One second you’re thinking you already balanced your legs, the next you look down and you’re further back than anticipated.

My village people were out on this day😂😂. For goodness sake, it wasn’t my first time on an escalator. But overconfidence has a way of embarrassing you.

Thank God I was with a guy sha. He got me before I could land on the floor.

At that time (2015), there used to be a place in Ibadan shoprite where artists drew in between the escalator and the stairs. There were so many people there…and you should have seen the way they were looking at my drama😭🙆. Yes! I screamed💆

Thank God I didn’t land on the floor. It’s good to have a ninja man around you😉.

4. The first time I used the ATM.

I feel almost everyone has gone through this stage in life😂😂.

I had just gained admission into OOU. I didn’t know how to operate the ATM😆. See, there were so many people on the queue. If you know P.S, then you’ll understand how long ATM queues can be. In fact, I was willing to let everyone use the machine before I did so that I would be the only one left with my misery😅.

But I saw that the queue wasn’t going to stop anytime soon because people kept joining.

So, yes! It was my turn and I inserted my ATM card💁 abi? If you see the way I started sweating😂. My hands too were sweaty. After so much complaints from people on the queue, I sha withdrew my money and left.

While walking away from there, I didn’t even look back. I felt eyes were at the back of my head and I didn’t want my eyes meeting any😆. I just wanted to run away😂.

5. Forgetting my debate:

This was in primary school. I can’t remember the class I was but ko funny rara😆😂.

I had been given a topic the previous day. My dad helped me to write some things out so I could memorize. See, I was perfect already. I knew everything in there.

But when I got to school and I was called out for my presentation, naso everything commot for my head. Maybe because of the audience before me.

The next thing that happened was not funny. I didn’t just stand there! I didn’t cry! I wailedddddddddd! I wailed! Not normal tears😂.

I haven’t even still completely gotten over my shyness but I’m almost there. It was a traumatic experience sincerely!

Thank you for making out time to read my gist😘.

I love you❤

32 Comments Add yours

  1. Adeola Kajola says:

    That escalator part, if you had landed on the floor pere
    , your video would have gotten viral because I know there would have been someone somewhere waiting to record stuffs like that.

    Thank you for giving us early momo gist😊

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    1. Aaaaah😂😂
      O ma loud


  2. Busayo says:

    This was really funny and exciting, keep it up dear😍

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  3. oppyadenekan says:

    😂😂😂😂That making out part though. Interesting to read! Thank you for this morning gist.


    1. 😆😆😆
      Thank you for reading❤


  4. Omolade says:

    I cannot forget that Friday afternoon beating 😂😂😂. It was almost chapel time sef. Keep it up dear. Nice write up


    1. 😂😂😂yes oo…I did not even bother going for chapel


  5. Foluke says:


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  6. Jumie says:

    I can relate to the one where you forgot your debate lines because it happened to me when I was to lead the rap in a song😭…mehn I only remembered the 1st two lines…after looking round for a while, I just jumped to the last line of the rap😎Thank God the backup’s were sharp enough to continue the song if not we would have just been looking at ourselves shikena😝….

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    1. 😂😂😂😂lmao


  7. Morolake says:

    Lmao… The FM teacher part got me the most 😅More grease to your elbow Moo😍


    1. 😂😂. Amen…thanks dear😘😘


  8. Layo says:

    Oh my this cracked me up so much 😂😂

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    1. 😂😂 thank you for reading❤


  9. Honny says:

    Amebo spirit is dwelling deep inside of you o😂😂😂😂 How can you be pained you didn’t see her face???😅😅😅
    #whispers# I’ll be pained if it were me too😂😂😂😂 We gather dey😁

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    1. 😂😂😂
      How can it be only me that would be embarrassed? I should have seen her face nah😩


  10. Bukanla Ruth says:

    I’ve never walked in on anyone having sex and I don’t pray to! LaiLai!
    Me and bae were in the same class o! SS1-3 whenever we chop cane baayi, we go just put head for table cry clean face… although he barely ever cried but whenever he did, na so we dey do.
    My first time on an escalator! I had completely refused and decided to take the very long stairs instead… Baba agreed when we were going up but refused when we were coming down…as I see say I no get hope, mo ya holl him tight! I refuse to be disgraced.🥴
    ATM Sha… Kutupe! I shame in you.
    And I don’t even want to imagine forgetting my debate…end of Life niyen 🤣🤣🤣

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    1. 😂😂😂😂
      You are too proud to embarrass yourself😂. Proud child!


      1. Bukanla Ruth says:

        Joor! My priding is too big Biko 😏

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  11. Bukanla Ruth says:

    Let me fess laff well!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  12. Salau oluwatosin says:

    Lol😅 this is fantastic but so funny 😂 most especially the escalator aspect 😂 and the ATM aspect😂. It has happen to me too but as a guy, u know 😂 you have to use scope 😂.

    More knowledge and more of this funny gist
    Keep it up

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    1. 😂😂😂
      Thank you Darling


  13. Damilola Esther says:

    😂😂..That debate part ehn, I remember one time too back in children’s church, my friend was to lead the rap of a song, na so she forget line, mama just started singing ‘Yo Yo Yo Yo’ till the end of the song…. Ko funny rara😂😂😂

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    1. 😂😂😂😂
      This one off me oo…yo yo yo😂


  14. Misimi says:

    😹😹😹your beautiful yellow legs😅💔

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Mercy says:

    There are so many isoou teachers dat won’t make heaven….las las God did not shame us 😂😂😂😂….nice 1

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    1. 😆😆yes oo
      Thanks dear


  16. Mayowa says:

    The part where you walked into the couple making out tho😂😂😂😂
    And have also been beaten in front of my crush too🤣🤣omo I cried ooo..
    I Love your write up 😘

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