Friday special!😎
Almost everyone can name their most embarrassing moment. We all go through life and experience our own awkward moments, and it doesn’t just happen once.

Most of us don’t realize something, however. Our most embarrassing moment can actually be our turning point to a higher path.

But my own embarrassing moments haven’t been a turning point. They are literally memes of my life😂😂. Maybe one was a turning point though.

So I’ll be writing on about five of these moments in the order of how recent they happened.

1. Walking in on people making out: I don’t want to give too much details while writing this because about 30% of the people that would read this post are probably going to know the person😅.

On a sunny Saturday, I had needed to get ready for church the following day. But I discovered I left one of the stuff I needed at a friend’s place(a male friend).

His place isn’t far from my place so I could use a strolling. I’ve always been a silent walker most especially when I’m on flats. You won’t hear me coming.

So, I walked into his compound. I didn’t even know the devil that was possessing me because for no reason, I closed the compound gate quietly. I opened the door to his flat without even knocking. Let me inform you that this has always been the norm. Just like my house, you don’t need to knock the door of the flat but you should knock the door to the rooms.

Back to what I was saying, I opened the door without knocking. It was dark and you know how it is when you are coming from the sun into a dark room. It even looks darker!

My beloved brothers and sisters😆, I walked in on his flatmate(a guy) and a babe making out. They didn’t even know someone opened the door at first. And the fact that it was dark, I didn’t quickly see them so I walked deeper into the sitting room.

I had walked deeper into the sitting room before I saw what was going on🙉. See if you’ve been in this kind of situation, then you’ll understand what I experienced.

Now this is it, I could not run back, I could not continue my walk😂, I was dumb for some seconds, I stuttered…I didn’t even know what to tell them I came to do, my hands and forehead were sweaty. I don’t know if it was the sun outside that caused it or the embarrassment washing over me. I could use the opening of the ground at that moment😅.

I’m not the one who is supposed to be embarrassed right? It’s them!! But I don’t know why I was the one who felt awkward😩. I don’t think they felt any typa way.

My legs were on a speedy level after picking up what I wanted to pick.

My pain is that I did not see the girl’s face😂.

2. Getting flogged in front of my crush’s class:

I wasn’t the type to be flogged back in secondary school. Infact it was rare. I could do a lot of criminal activities and escape because I was trusted by teachers.

But on this Friday, I saw the devil wearing Prada😂.

I was in SS2, my further maths teacher was in the habit of asking us to submit our assignments before assembly. This was what he added to our tests to make our C.A.

On Thursday, I got to school late so I couldn’t submit my assignment. Knowing fully well that I had missed marking some previous assignments too, I decided to mark it myself since I knew my answers were correct.

So on Friday morning, the teacher told us all to submit our notes because he wanted to record our test scores and assignments altogether. See, something in my heart told me I wasn’t going to get away with what I have done. But my coconut head still submitted the note.

About 3 hours later, a junior came to call me that the F.M teacher was calling me. I knew this was it…I knew it had happened! The couple of minutes it took me to walk to the staff room, I already prepared myself psychologically for what was to come.

I’ve never been good with taking strokes and would still never be good. But I needed it at that point in time. I was going to be flogged in front of my crush’s class. He was a year senior and I was not going to allow the fine boy hear what I’ve done or even see me cry.

The man didn’t even tell me what I did. He just said

“You know what you’ve done. Lie down on the floor.”

Me?! Olabisi? On the floor to chop cane?🙆🙆🙆 I finally disgraced my ancestors!

Omo! I followed the instruction oo.

When he raised the cane up, I expected it on my bum but nooooo! He landed it on my fine yellow legs! 10 strokes on my beautiful legs😭. I did not know I could hold tears😩. How could I crywhen my crush and his classmates were watching?

They were surprised! “What could Bisi have done?”😲 They’ve never seen me flogged like that. Me sef never see person flog me like that for my entire life😂. It was as if the devil was on the loose. O mad gaaaaan!😆

My legs were red. It took me months to clear the spots.

Well…I learnt a lesson. Part of what has made me who I am today😊.

3. Falling on an escalator.

If this hasn’t happened to you, feel blessed. Not only is this terrifying, but it’s equally painful on your ego. One second you’re thinking you already balanced your legs, the next you look down and you’re further back than anticipated.

My village people were out on this day😂😂. For goodness sake, it wasn’t my first time on an escalator. But overconfidence has a way of embarrassing you.

Thank God I was with a guy sha. He got me before I could land on the floor.

At that time (2015), there used to be a place in Ibadan shoprite where artists drew in between the escalator and the stairs. There were so many people there…and you should have seen the way they were looking at my drama😭🙆. Yes! I screamed💆

Thank God I didn’t land on the floor. It’s good to have a ninja man around you😉.